Thursday 7 October 2010

In praise of the invincible - Rajnikanth


Some of the best lines that describe Rajnikanth.
  • Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea
  • Rajnikanth goes top court and sentences the judge
  • Rajnikanth leaves messages before the beep
  • Rajnikanth can make onions cry
  • Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle bin
  • King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Rajnikanth was waiting at the bottom !!
  • Rajnikanth doesn't wear a watch he decides what time it is
  • Q. What can Rajnikanth do and others cant??
    A. Well, He can speak in braille, answer a missed call and has counted to infinity twice!!
  • Big Boss asked Rajnikanth to be a participant...the next we hear is..."Rajnikanth chahte hain ki Big Boss confession room mein aaye!
  • Keep Rajnikanth as your status .. your desktop will turn to Sony Vaio or Macbook.....
  • Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
  • Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
  • The Robot released.....Rajnikant has given Times Of India 4 Stars

In fact there lot of other jokes about Rajnikanth doing the rounds after the release of Robot! But for the best ones, check out www.com.rajni

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